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  • pappu
    04-10 01:21 PM
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  • CADude
    07-27 05:25 PM
    Good one!!

    Read the two stories for break.

    THE BEST LAWYER STORY SO FAR

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine
    when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got
    out to investigate.

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man
    replied. "We have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll
    feed you," the lawyer said.

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They
    are over there, under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the
    other poor man he stated,

    "You come with us, too."

    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But
    sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even
    for a car as large as the limousine was.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
    lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
    taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love
    my place. The grass is almost a foot high


    STORY 2:

    Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl
    roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
    help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been
    suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more
    curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than
    met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a
    week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to
    dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose
    she took it, do you?" Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."


    So he sat down and wrote :

    Dear Mother:

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm
    not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains
    that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Kumar


    Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read



    Dear Son:

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
    you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was
    sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now
    under the pillow...

    Love,
    Mom.



    Lesson of the day:
    Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian !





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  • pavish
    08-31 08:41 PM
    I cant seem to open the article. Are others having the same problem?





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  • FinalGC
    01-05 12:07 PM
    Hi FinalGC,

    What is your defintion of a large project ? How much budget/people/schedule etc should we use for that definition.

    I would say it depends from organization to organization. The way I have seen operating in the industry, one could consider a project large if it has a $1 million budget or more. However, organizations could also consider a program with mutiple small projects with a total budget value greater than $1 million as a large project, where the PM may handle mutiple small projects which will cumulatively have a budget greater than $1mill.

    This is also one way to justify the need of a PM.

    What is the budget of the project is one of the questions that a PM should ask during an interview, so that he/she will know the stability of the project and its longevity.

    Hope that helps.



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  • veni001
    09-07 10:13 AM
    I have 14 years of education in india and 20 years of experience in IT - if my job requirement says bachelors equivalent + 10 years experience will it qualify me and job as EB2 ?

    AS long as the requirements are standard across the board(industry) other wise DOL will request to prove the business necessity through audit. :o





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  • srinithati
    05-30 12:08 AM
    Done, Left comment too.

    Admins..
    Can we have action item to vote on this poll.

    100000 Votes, will make every body at Washington sit and notice this bill.


    go "100K Votes" Drive.



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  • naushit
    12-12 04:23 PM
    I think that the DOS (Dept of State) releases VISA Numbers on a quarterly basis. If that is the case, there should be movement in EB2 India in Jan 2007.

    The other possibility always exists that the numbers were released for this quarter but the demand was SO HIGH that the net date did not move at all.

    possible?? maybe!!


    My understanding is (50% confidence level) , Number for next quarter ( JAN-FEB-MARCH) are already released, and accounted in this Bulletin. My logic is Oct-Nov-Dec was the 1st quarter, and thats why there was change in Oct Bulletin, If this is true...then we should not expect any change in FEB and March bulletin.

    I hope I am wrong. please confirm!





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  • add78
    06-12 03:11 PM
    If there was ever a greater need to call your congressman/woman/senator/CHC member, the time is NOW. As the momentum builds, we need to call in greater numbers to mobilize congressional support in terms of more sponsors. Please CALL per action items. Call now. Ask others to call. Make it a resolution to get one friend a day to call. And persuade that one friend to donate.
    Together, we CAN make the change happen.
    Together, we WILL be the change that we seek.
    Yes We Can.
    Yes We Will.
    Yes We Are.



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  • octoberbloom
    12-28 11:39 AM
    Omm,
    I dont think you need to worry much since you might have just started your GC process and you have not filed your 485 yet. If I am in your situation, I will definitely go for it if its a real good job and if thats what I have been waiting for. May be you can restart the whole GC process.
    Nothing is certain in the GC process. Find a right job and then start your GC. That ways even if you are stuck for several years, you dont need to go find another job.

    n2b,
    I hav seen many people in the forums getting RFE after invoking AC21. You know how USCIS works, right?? If they ever keep track of what they are doing and if they have a definite process in place, neither there will be any retrogression nor any of these forums. Be prepared for RFE if you are invoking AC21. Though you can survive that, imagine the period between receiving the RFE and responding to it. What if that happens in your 5th or 6th year of wait?? I pray that your wait is not that long.

    Thanks





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  • EkAurAaya
    10-11 10:22 PM
    Looks like you know a lot about non profit companies that sponsor cap exempt h1bs, can you please provide a list or a few jobs that are posted under this category...or atleast where to start looking for these jobs...?

    These kind of cap exempt visas are only sponsered by Universities and very few research organizations....there arent many comapnies out there for non profit reasons..please dont throw suggestions/advices just for the heck of it...

    Relax dude tone down... you answered your own question! how many universities are there in US?
    you will be surprised to see how many not for profits are out there... so dont throw there "arnt many companies" words of encouragement

    and with someone that has a phd i don't think it should be difficult

    i did not throw suggestion for the heck of it... go through all the msgs to see if anyone suggested anything besides saying sorry to hear about your situation



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  • axp817
    04-06 03:09 PM
    One way of thanking IV is by making a donation, so that IV can continue to help others like you.

    just a thought.

    Good luck with your situation.





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  • sanju
    07-26 12:17 PM
    I know before you start blaming me for this thread, as it is of no use, I would like to point out that most of you must be experiencing the same thing. I didn't care much for Visa bulletin until it became current for EB2 two weeks back. As the time progress, I am doing all sorts of things, like checking USCIS case status, and checking everything that can possibly give me some information. I know that it is waste of time, I know it is not good for health, I know that I will get GC when time comes, but still, my mind is tricking me to think about it. I checked all these forums until 2A.M last night. I am not having enough sleep. I am waiting for a opportunity to get rid of my desi employer. I am really getting frustrated (I am not saying that I have been waiting for GC approval desperately). I just want to share my frustration and what I have been going through. I know I am in a better position than most of other people whose priority date is not even current. I wish they never dangled a carrot in front of me. I am not sure if they disappoint me next month, but I am still keeping my hopes. Hopefully, I would get over this and have enough sleep from today.

    Totally understand your situation. Good that you let out and share your frustration. Sometimes it is therapeutic just to let it out and then go back to normal sleep cycles. As Dalai Lama (with no offense to our Chinese friends on the forum) recently said - Proper Sleep and drinking proper amount of water daily is fundamental aspect for living long and healthy life. Thanks to alergro for pointing out that there is more to cherish and be happy for, and that applies to all of us. Although this issue does affect our lives and every few days we get out of our normal daily routine and think more about future plans, then all of a sudden we see GC roadblock stopping our every plan/progress, and we tend to become extra worried about it, go out searching for all the knowledge available to answer our questions, and in the process become worried and spend a few sleepless nights. It seems that this may be happening in your situation too, just a guess. If the answer is yes, then you have come to the right place and there are many more in the similar situation here. They may not admit this, they may be rude or nasty to you taking offense from the words you chose to post/reply on this forum, or sometimes you take an offense from what they have to say to you, but we are all in the same boat under similar circumstances. If nothing else, atleast that's the consolation you can take from this thread.



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  • singhsa3
    01-04 02:57 PM
    Thats a very good suggestion. He should lobby to create a new categoy of Green Card for "MBBS".
    MBBS : Mia (Husband), Biwi 1 (Wife 1), Biwi 2 (Wife 2) and Sons.
    :D:D:D:D:D

    First of all your freind is brave...

    He can request IV to put another item in lobby agenda for brave category...





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  • ebizash
    09-30 11:59 AM
    Ken,

    The reason that the USPS is not showing your documents delivered could be many. One of the biggest reasons that I have experienced is "unable to scan the bar code". This is more probable if you had printed the mailing label and affixed it on the envelope with a tape. Sometimes the tape can overlap the bar code making the bar code difficult to be scanned. I frequently use USPS priority mail and in about 10% of the cases this happens. But I never had a lost priority mail piece.

    Additionally the fact that you had a soft LUD on 9/28, I would think that LUD was for the reason that USCIS received the documents. I had applied AP online on the same date as you did, sent docs via priority mail the next day. USPS showed that the documents delivered on 9/25 and had soft LUDs on 9/25 and 9/28.

    Hope this helps!



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  • styrum
    01-19 06:46 PM
    Sent mine today, asked three imm. lawyers I personally know to forward the link to their clients, asked all my US friends to sign.





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  • darslee
    07-06 04:59 PM
    Who understands the word Gandhigiri. Stop stuff like this :mad:
    I am not even Indian and I understand it!



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  • EndlessWait
    04-24 04:42 PM
    we all suffer, waiting for the administration/immigration policies to be humane to us..but honestly they've only gotten worse every year. the only good thing was the july bulletin but that also was becoz of the pressure from the big companies who'd already paid big bucks for immigration/attorney fees.

    honestly here or back home no one really cares...we will get old, die tryin' perhaps but its true "might is right" and that is how the US embassy treats us.





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  • antony
    03-26 07:18 PM
    Things are getting worse day by day....I wonder when are they going to start treating us as fugitives





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  • beppenyc
    03-16 03:18 PM
    I tend to agree too that nothing will happen, too much talking, too much BS, but, I can only hope that the republicans know that they can loose the house control, so, maybe they will prefer to have something more conservative than nothing.





    willgetgc2005
    03-16 07:58 PM
    RAgz4u and other core IV member,


    One suggestion, does senator Kennedy know about employment based immigration issues. Have we (IV) contacted him or his office to make sure he is aware of our issue? He has been and will remain a key figure and influencer in this. Just a suggestion that we keep his office abreast of the issues.

    Thanks


    Does that means that the existing backlog will be cleared fast?

    Specter agreed this morning with Kennedy's approach, provided that these illegal immigrants would not be able to start legalization proceedings until the backlog of 3 million people now waiting in countries around the world for their chance to come to the United States legally get their green cards.

    Any comments or thoughts on this is highly appreciated.

    Thanks

    nlssubbu
    __________________________________________________ ______________
    India - EB3 - Priority Date 07/16/2001

    I-140 Applied 07/30/2004 - RFE (Labor Substitue) - 06/27/2005 Replied 10/19/2005 Approved 11/02/2005
    I-485 Applied 12/01/2004 - FP done on 1/8/2005 - Approval ??
    1st EAD - Applied 12/01/2004 - RFE (Color photo Myself & Daughter) - 2/7/05 Replied 2/18/05 Approved 03/02/05
    1st AP - Applied 12/01/2004 - RFE (Color Photo Myself & Daughter) - 2/7/05 Replied 2/18/05 Approved 03/02/05
    2nd EAD - Applied 11/02/2005 - Approved 12/02/2005
    2nd AP - Applied 11/02/2005 - Approved 12/20/2005





    shamu
    01-15 08:47 PM
    Check this... This covers maternity. Only thing you should get it before your wife become pregnant.
    http://visitinsurance.com/VISIT_Incoming_Premiums.html

    Thank you very much.